In the Army we, the bachelor officers, used to coin naughty phrases while sending out greetings to other officers on various occasions. There are many such one liners, but the ones that merit mention here, are those, that we sent out to the officers on their weddings or wedding anniversaries. For example :-
"HIT THE IRON, WHEN HOT" (on wedding)
"WELL DONE and KEEP IT UP" (on wedding anniversaries, particularly to the older officers)
On my own marriage in 1983, i received a joint greeting message from the officers of my unit. I knew that this time i was at the receiving end of the naughty message. Let me share it here. I have published it earlier in this blog but since the narration of my life journey in my blog is running through my Ladakh tenure, when i got married, i am repeating it here to maintain the chronological order and also for the perusal of my blogger friends.
This was a full fledged Operational Order for Attack on the enemy forces. I reproduce the extracts below, though, I have hidden or modified some text, which contained battlefield terminology or some hard core adult material.
OPERATIONAL ORDER FOR ATTACK
Enemy Force: - Consists of a beautiful, young girl, escorted by a number of hostile females in the age group of sixteen to sixty years. However, the enemy forces are likely to include some male members too.
Own Force:- Consists of veterans of various age groups, led by a budding young officer of the Indian Army, who is capable of achieving any assigned task. Friends will accompany only for moral support. The objective remains to be captured single handed.
Flanking Forces:- One male, younger in age to the leader of the mission, from his own family, will march on the left flank and one heavy weight and an experienced male member from the leader’s friends’ circle will march on the right flank, however the final assault will be undertaken by the leader of the mission himself.
Attachments and Detachments:- All the bridal attires and ornaments will be detached from both the forces at the right movement.
Topography of the Objective:- The coordinates of the General Area are 36-24-36. The area has various curves and slopes which have to be delicately negotiated during the operation. Use of supporting arms is restricted. The objective will have to be captured with the help of personal weapon only.
Weather:- Expected to be hot and humid, owing to the heat and perspiration generated during the encounter of opposing forces.
Likely Pattern of Operation:- To be decided by the leader of the mission in accordance with development of final situation.
MISSION
To capture the objective 'Jeet' as early as possible, but other small objectives en route, to be neutralized with due care and delicacy.
EXECUTION
Attack will be in two phases
(a) Phase one: - To cut off the enemy from all sides and deny reinforcements.
(b) Phase two:- To force the enemy for an unconditional surrender.
Force Multiplier:- Perfumes, and soft music.
Air Support :- Since the operation is taking place in the month of May, Air Conditioning of the battle field will be ensured by the supporting arms.
Coordinating Instructions:- The battlefield will be decked up with flowers etc., to achieve desired ambiance for the operation.
Target Illumination :- No direct light to fall on the target. Only diffused lamps will be used during the whole operation till the capture of the objective.
Logistic Support :- Hot milk and dry fruits will be dropped in advance at the area of operation. No supplies will be made during the operation.
Success Signal :- Full lights off in the battle field after the capture of final objective, however, no other success signal will be fired as hundred percent success is expected.
Gallantry Awards :- Citation for award of a male or a female child will be immediately forwarded to the Highest Headquarters, once the mission is accomplished.
Wish you a happy wedded life.
-- Officers of the 'Mighty Third'
This post is part of the series on my life journey. To read all the posts in this series, please click here.
This was a full fledged Operational Order for Attack on the enemy forces. I reproduce the extracts below, though, I have hidden or modified some text, which contained battlefield terminology or some hard core adult material.
OPERATIONAL ORDER FOR ATTACK
Enemy Force: - Consists of a beautiful, young girl, escorted by a number of hostile females in the age group of sixteen to sixty years. However, the enemy forces are likely to include some male members too.
Own Force:- Consists of veterans of various age groups, led by a budding young officer of the Indian Army, who is capable of achieving any assigned task. Friends will accompany only for moral support. The objective remains to be captured single handed.
Flanking Forces:- One male, younger in age to the leader of the mission, from his own family, will march on the left flank and one heavy weight and an experienced male member from the leader’s friends’ circle will march on the right flank, however the final assault will be undertaken by the leader of the mission himself.
Attachments and Detachments:- All the bridal attires and ornaments will be detached from both the forces at the right movement.
Topography of the Objective:- The coordinates of the General Area are 36-24-36. The area has various curves and slopes which have to be delicately negotiated during the operation. Use of supporting arms is restricted. The objective will have to be captured with the help of personal weapon only.
Weather:- Expected to be hot and humid, owing to the heat and perspiration generated during the encounter of opposing forces.
Likely Pattern of Operation:- To be decided by the leader of the mission in accordance with development of final situation.
MISSION
To capture the objective 'Jeet' as early as possible, but other small objectives en route, to be neutralized with due care and delicacy.
EXECUTION
Attack will be in two phases
(a) Phase one: - To cut off the enemy from all sides and deny reinforcements.
(b) Phase two:- To force the enemy for an unconditional surrender.
Force Multiplier:- Perfumes, and soft music.
Air Support :- Since the operation is taking place in the month of May, Air Conditioning of the battle field will be ensured by the supporting arms.
Coordinating Instructions:- The battlefield will be decked up with flowers etc., to achieve desired ambiance for the operation.
Target Illumination :- No direct light to fall on the target. Only diffused lamps will be used during the whole operation till the capture of the objective.
Logistic Support :- Hot milk and dry fruits will be dropped in advance at the area of operation. No supplies will be made during the operation.
Success Signal :- Full lights off in the battle field after the capture of final objective, however, no other success signal will be fired as hundred percent success is expected.
Gallantry Awards :- Citation for award of a male or a female child will be immediately forwarded to the Highest Headquarters, once the mission is accomplished.
Wish you a happy wedded life.
-- Officers of the 'Mighty Third'
This post is part of the series on my life journey. To read all the posts in this series, please click here.
