An Ode to ND Tiwari

I got it in my mail, and about the author i am not aware,
This kind of a wit should not be deleted without being shared.

So let me share it with you all (with due credit to its unknown author) :- 

Your Sexcellency Mr. Ex- Gov
Your name has become a joke because of your act of 'love'. 

Sordid details of your nocturnal capers 
Have appeared in all the national newspapers.

I see no reason why you, they so berate, 
When you were just conducting the 'affairs' of state.

Alas the Gov's post, with its proppery and pomp
Strictly forbids even a clandestine romp.

And you so carelessly went on a spree,
Not with one or two, but an unforgivable three!

Night watchman in cricket , 'tis all part of the game,
At your age your deed is hardly a matter of shame.

(Other guvs, so dull, their posts they doth mock, 
Most cannot hear, some can barely walk.) 

In fairness, all should give you a big hand,
But your bosses took an uncompromising stand.

'Tis unfair when your performance so grand,
Should merit an applause and not a reprimand.

Unfortunately, the high command took a strong line,
When you should have got away with just a small fine.

Yes old man, despite the taunts and the jeers,
I applaud you expansively and say "three cheers" 

Rohit Shekhar now says that he is your son,
I know, I know, 'tis easier said than done.

Say it proudly, old man, or would you rather
Deny that you are his biological father?

Videos! - crass weapons, capturing the morbid sleaze,
Just 'cause you went back on a promised mining lease,

And the women, thus cheated, did a harsh sting,

And got you filmed in an un-governor-like fling.

Cameras are deadly weapons - an undisputed fact,
They aim, they shoot each and every act.

Defamation charges, rightly, you declined to press,
I understand, why further stir that mess?

Cheers your 'high'- ness, to you I raise a toast:
They will soon fit you in some other suitable post.